Transcripts of D.A.D: Pre Searing (Part 2)

Catfish had been thinking about what Uncle had needed him so urgently for that he was summoned to the prince's quarters.
"This can't be good, Uncle never calls for people unless it's important? Wait NO I wonder if he found out about the whole Oreo and Jaxx thing, they never should of told Holy Healing Man, he cant keep his mouth shut for nothing. But I do wonder why Uncle doesn't let people date in the guild I mean come on, killing things only goes so far? and those girls in other guilds gah, I shudder just thinking about them? or wait I wonder if he knows about that party where we trashed Foible's, Ha-ha we shouldn't have invited Frank and Serra. I should of known they would have started fighting again. It was pretty awesome though when Frank banished Serra into that keg though." Catfish said to himself. Catfish continued down the trail muttering to himself as he stopped by DJ's weapon shack to see if he knew anything.
"What a minute. Why would I get blamed for any of this, I never did anything wrong?" Catfish said as started to laugh.

Suddenly a figured jumped down from the roof of DJ's weapons shack and landed on Catfish, while another rushed out of the shack with weapons ready
"AHH what the? get off of me!" Catfish yelled out in distress.
"Hahahah your pathetic Cat." Fuery laughed.
"And Cat, the reason that you would get blamed for all of that is because you planed it remember? The party, and umm you kind of didn't tell Uncle when Jaxx told you about them going out right?" Fuery said as he got off of Catfish but kept his hand down to pin him.
"Yeah Catfish, what kind of responsible officer are you, letting all these rules get broken?" Draco said as he called his pet bear, Fluffy, over from behind the shed. Fuery finally let Catfish go and he rushed back onto his feet.
"Well, I guess that is a little irresponsible, yeah I should be stricter, but then I would have to demerit you to for attacking a commanding officer now wouldn't I?" Catfish replied as he smiled sinisterly. Fuery and Draco looked at each other then started to run away.
"Ah come on, running just makes you get it worse guys." Catfish said as he shot a Blurred Vision spell at the two. The spell shot through the air and hit the two head on.
"Ahh, I can't see, did you have to do that Catfish?" Fuery yelled as he ran around aimlessly.
"Haha, of course I did, I have to do something to get you back." Catfish replied. Draco without being able to see ran over a river scale tad and rolled right into the lake. Then suddenly WHAM, Fuery ran right into the open door of Dj's Shack. Dj, rushed out of the back of the shack see what was up.
"What the heck was that, Fish?" Dj asked inquiringly.
"Oh snap, dude are you ok." Catfish asked Fuery.
"Well what happened was that Fuery just ran his face into your hard oak door." Catfish replied as he undid the spell to the soaking wet Draco.
"Are you sure he just ran into it, he damn near crushed the hinges off" Dj said as he inspected his door, apparently more worried about that then his unconscious friend. Draco finally got himself dry and knelt by Fuery to check out if he was ok.
"Whoa, he hit that hard, look at the size of the bulge on his head." Draco said.
"Yeah? That's how his head always looks, but look at his nose." Catfish told Draco.
"Holy Mother of Dwayna. Is that supposed to be there?" Dj asked fighting a laugh away.
"Unfortunately no, Draco hurry and get a monk, I don't care who, just do it ok." Catfish commanded. Draco nodded in agreement as he started to run towards the castle to get help.
"Yeah this doesn't look good." Dj said inspecting the door.
"I know. Do you have anything that could wake him up?" Catfish asked.
"Huh, umm I was talking about my door, he messed the alignment up, and I need to tighten the screws." Dj said as he stared blankly at Catfish like he didn't know what he was talking about.
"Umm, we need to help Fuery, he's kind of unconscious. Remember he ran into your door at high velocity?"
"Oh yea, umm I think I have some smelling salts in the back let me go check." Dj relied as he walked in his shack.

Meanwhile, Uncle and Prince Rurik were having a meeting in the prince's quarters.
"Are you sure your majesty? I don't understand how the Charr could have gotten the supplies to make weapons of that caliber." Uncle said worriedly as he looked through the window at the Ascolonian countryside.
"Yes, our scouts spotted the Charr constructing one of the machines about a mile away from the north gate, we suspect there are many more." Rurik said hopelessly.
"Well then? what is our course of action?" Uncle asked.
"My father said to not worry, he doesn't believe that the Charr would use such a weapon, I swear he still believes the report false."
"What! Your father underestimates the Charr, you of all people know that they would do anything to destroy us, I mean the reports of causalities have doubled in the last month." Uncle said angrily.
"I know Uncle; you're my most trusted general and friend. But the army is under my fathers command and he won't comply, there is no changing his mind, and believe me I have tried."
"But, we have to do something; I won't just sit back and watch Ascalon be destroyed because of a naive king? By the Gods Rurik, we have to do something!" Uncle shouted as he punched the wall in anger.
"Unfortunately there is nothing that I can do Uncle, like I said, my father controls the troops, But, you and your guild aren't under the jurisdiction of my father, and that is why I called you here today."

- Written by Catfish Johnson