GW is like going on a Cruise

Just a random observation.

You're all cringing, I know, I can feel it. But meh, I'll still inundate you with useless information. Cool eh?

I'm BAAAAAaaaaack. Cruise was great but you know I noticed a few things. Playing GW is just like going on a cruise! Go figure! Why you ask? Well I'll tell you! Hmmm let's see.

First, there's always an idiot in your group. Doesn't matter if its the people you meet at the dining table, a random party group on deck or a group you are forming for a mission in GW, there's always one idiot. This idiot will never listen to anything you say and will always proceed to make a fool of themselves directly afterwards.

The staff is always super obedient, but not particularly bright. Whether it's your waiter, your toilet cleaner, or your henchies they will do anything you tell them to do without question. But mostly they just run in circles around you and get you into trouble.

You get motion sickness after you "enjoy" yourself for a couple of days straight. GW moves side to side and up and down. The boat? All over until you puke. It's fun, like a game. Not.

You're always full. In GW you never really have to eat. You're always full. On a cruise, you always have to eat. Not cause you're hungry, just cause... well, I dunno why. You just do. Non stop. Until you puke. It's fun, like a game.

There are always terrible dancers. Idiots who think they need half the deck to dance. Mesmers. *shiver* Nuff said.

You pay for things you don't know. In GW you don't know a mission? You charge right in? You die. On a cruise, you don't know what the "Do Not Enter" sign means? You go in? You get whacked in the head and yelled at by some Indonesian engineer. Either way someone is laughing at you.

Hmmm I wanted to write more but this is getting too long and boring. I'll spare you.

Ahoy. I'm just glad to be back.