People say the darndest things
Just a random conversation post.
I haven't posted in a while. Your brains might actually be filling up with useful stuff. Here, Lemme help you empty it back out...
I've heard some funny, strange, aweful things in my GW party days. I group with random parties a lot (and guild members) and I tell ya, people say the darndest things. (Players names have been taken out to protect their identities, plus I was too lazy to write them all down).
Player X: Go
Player X: Go
Player X: Go
Player Y: Is that all you know how to say?
( a slight pause )
Player X: Go
( a little later after we left Player X dies: )
Player X: 999999
Player Z: Solo Smite KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
(ok don't ask, no idea)
Player A: Totem up! Totem up!
Player B: Dude wtf does that mean!?!
Player A: nvm too late.
Me : hahahahahaha lmao, he either meant put the totem DOWN on the ground to activate it or stick it UP your nose.
Player D: Stunning you can't poison stuff that doesn't have flesh
Me : I was trying to attack Little Thom.
Player E: If you run backwards you can catch them ahead of you.
Me : Uh ok (backs up)
Player E: No I meant go back up the path
Me : Well duh, how am I supposed to do that forwards?
Player E: huh?
Player F: lol, he's a spy! He's trying to confuse you!
Me : Shush or I'll back my foot up into your loud mouth.
Player G: how much is that?
Me : 8g each
Player G: so how much is that in total?
Me : (a little annoyed at the math inability) -800g IYLMPYITE
Player G: huh? what does that mean?
Me : I'll give you 800g If You Let Me Poke You In The Eye
Player H: don't rush the priest!
Player H: ---- don't rush the priest!
Player I: *player c* you don't have to attack the priest so early.
Player J: But he's so ugly
Player K: ok listen up, don't attack the sprits until after the bonus is finished
Player L: what happens if you do?
Me : your screen will start flashing and you will begin to have seizures
Player M: lol, no, you just lose the bonus if you attack them
Me : meh I think my way was more effective
Player P: When I talk you listen!
Player P: STOP!
Player P: DONT AGGRO YOU STUPID ----
Me : Stop berating her! Can't you see that she is sexy!?!?
(I only said that cause I watched pink panther that day, it didn't go over well, we lost and he booted me)
Hmm, my file is too big to paste. Anyway you get the idea. Keep your fingers open and your eyes crossed.
