Have you ever noticed?

This is not a funny article. Just an observational rant.

So, I'm sitting in my usual spot playing GW and I noticed some strange things. Is it just me or has the world started to show its prejudice?

Let me give you some examples of what I'm talking about:

Have you ever noticed how evil Trina Yunn (pre-searing NPC) is? I mean she looks nice and all but holy cow does she ever pop up in some fishy places. Like during "Trouble in the woods" you notice that evil smelly Char? Well she walks right out from there during the fight!!!! And she's all like, la dee da, nice day isn't it? *shiver*, creepy.

Ever notice how stupid Little Thom is? I mean 90% of the time, if your henchies get you into trouble; Someone aggros something, gets stuck running to you, or starts complaining, you can bet that darn Little Thom is at the bottom of it. I yell at him all the time, the idiot just stands there and scratches his head.

Holy crap Yort the Bronze is a lazy idiot. As you found out in "Ancient Secrets" ghosts can appear anywhere. As you know from "A Belated Betrothel" ghosts can pick up and carry stuff. Yorts is just a lazy fat idiot. He could have easily gotten his sword back. The centaurs prolly died like a thousand years ago. Next time, give him a good slap in the face and sa "Wake up man! Darn."

Justicar Hablion is also a lazy fart. He wants you to take the eye (Divinity Coast), but he's too lazy to go wash himself in the fountain which is like a 1min walk away. I usually stand there and laugh at his lazy rear on the ground when the eye knocks him down a few times. Then I kill him in Blood Fen and laugh at his dead rear on the ground.

Have you ever noticed how Rangers play drums like retards? When any other class plays drums it looks cool. When I do it with my ranger it looks like I'm patting around for my glasses.

Have you noticed how no one is ugly in GW? Well I mean the players anyway. We're all Mr Universe contestants or runaway models. Nope, never met a wart faced humpback ogre in my party. Tho Little Thom comes close. That stupid idiot.

Ever notice Uncle Smile? I swear, one time I thought I saw him draw some teeth in there with some white out! Seriously!

Ever notice, ah forget it. I doubt it.

Hey BTW I went to Dragon's Lair today with a group of lost first timers. Haha they argued so much which way to go I think we killed every single mob in there. But then they smoked Glint! Dunno how (well I guess I do) but we wiped that smug smile off her face. So all in all I guess I got a smile on my face today. Stole it from the darn Dragon for once. Shazam!